Mean Girls

I never thought Tina Fey was very amusing on SNL, but her film Mean Girls (admittedly an adaptation of Rosalind Wiseman’s book rather than an original composition) is unexpectedly funny. There was little to no sexual or bathroom humor, which was a really nice change from your average high school comedy. Lindsay Lohan is a breath of fresh air from the oppressive sea of identical teen actresses out there today – this film shows that she’s pulling away from the Hillary Duffs and Mandy Moores of the world and starting to stand on her own two feet as a maturing actress. The story itself was fairly standard – new student has troubles interacting with her new classmates – but well done and full of laughs. Here’s hoping this is the start of a new trend.

Assorted Movie Reviews

I’ve been out of the country and sans internet access for the last two weeks, so instead I’m writing reviews of the movies I saw during my trip, mostly on airplanes.

Paycheck: I’d heard bad things about this movie, I admit. I’ve never been particularly impressed with Ben Affleck or Uma Thurman, either. However, this movie was much more story-driven than character-driven (as is often the way in science fiction), and that story was very interesting. Like Minority Report, the other recent movie adaption of a Philip K. Dick story, Paycheck deals with the hazards of being able to see into the future. I knew that somehow at the end the hero had to save the day and prevent all the awful things to come, but it was interesting to see how each of the objects became vital to his survival. Sure, it’s a little far-fetched that he happened to know exactly how to use each object at the precise time it was needed, but a little suspension of disbelief is required whenever dealing with a story about time travel/viewing. And I smiled with genuine pleasure at the happy ending.

Something’s Gotta Give: Funny but the premise didn’t sit quite right with me. I feel like I’ve seen Jack Nicholson in this role before – you know, the unattractive cad who somehow gets the girl in the end. Maybe I’m thinking of As Good As It Gets. Anyway, I really liked Diane Keaton in this movie. I liked her constant over-analyzing of everything that happens to her and her blatant incorporation of her experiences into her writing, which I can definitely empathize with. There were parts where I laughed out loud. All in all, it was a bit of romantic comedy fluff, which can be fun from time to time.

The Station Agent: I missed the first 20 minutes or so of this film due to technical difficulties (no sound, bad tracking), but I have to say that I did enjoy it. My only real complaint, albeit a major one, was that the film always sort of felt like it was going somewhere, but the ending was pretty abrupt and ultimately nothing happened. Oh well. I hope to see Peter Dinklage in other stuff. He’s a good actor and attractive to boot.

S1m0ne: Better than I’d expected but not as good as I’d hoped. I think I’d like to have seen it as a book, where there’s more time to develop things slowly and provide more background so the flow doesn’t seem so harried. The notion that an actress can become so obsessively beloved by the public in such a short period of time is a big stretch at best, and the rock concert was ridiculous. Somebody would have snuck in a camera or binoculars. And the fact that the virtual actress was played by a real actress takes away a lot from the whole concept of the film.

Mona Lisa Smile: I’ve never been impressed with Julia Roberts as an actor, and this film was no exception. It was an interesting look at incredibly intelligent women of the 1950s who end up basically wasting their talents on becoming housewives. The students were passably interesting but the ending was kind of blah.

In short, I’m glad I didn’t have to pay to watch any of them, though it might have been nice to watch them in the comfort of my own livingroom instead of on a three-inch screen on the back of the airplane seat in front of me.

giant microbes

GIANTmicrobes! Oh my god I want one of these!

despair, inc

Whenever I see too many of those stupid motivation posters, I take a look at this website and the cynic in me is satisfied.

Japanese ads

It’s no secret that American celebrities often make ads in Japan for some quick cash. Since the ads are never aired in the United States, they need not fear backlash to their reputation. Until now: Japander.com lets you see them in all their cheesy glory.

“quotes”

This “website” is very “amusing.”

hairy scientists

Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists: for all you lovers of people with big brains and really great hair. You know who you are.

NaNoWriMo

November is National Novel Writing Month. The official challenge is to begin writing at 12:00:00am November 1 and have 50,000 words written by 11:59:59pm November 30. I’m participating for the first time this year, mostly from a need to get me writing in general rather than any delusions of creating some kind of a masterpiece. To my readership (who are probably merely my own fictional creation): email me if you’re interested in reading my novel as it develops, and I shall send you the URL. Unless you’re a scary stalker or a story thief. Then you can piss off.

Shopgirl by Steve Martin

Shopgirl by Steve Martin last night. I thought it was a decent story, but the problem is that he kept telling me things instead of showing me, and so I felt very distant from the characters. Kinda like I was hearing it all second-hand. There was no real connection.

But it was heartening to me to know that even an accomplished actor like Steve Martin, whom I respect very much, is still struggling as an author. I’d like to think that this book was published mostly on name recognition, but I wouldn’t bet on it – the style is very similar to a lot of short stories out there, loved by artsy people who despise the commercial novel for some reason. I guess their feeling is that for a book (or a painting or anything else) to be really worthwhile, it has to be difficult to understand and require several readings or even prolonged study to fully “get.” I don’t have that kind of patience. I could see that with a poem – but even then, if I don’t get an inkling of meaning out of it the first time around, I’m unlikely to give it a second chance. Something has to draw me in. Something, that is, other than the recommendations of my artsy peers. They’re all a bunch of hacks anyway.

airtoons

Airtoons. Basically, somebody took the pictures from the safety pamphlets on airplanes and captioned them with unexpectedly hilarious results. I found this site a long time ago but there have been recent additions that had me falling off my chair with laughter.

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